Back from the trenches

It has been 6 weeks since last i was able to make a report. There has been an unprecedented event. A great attack by The Terrorist Librarians (although they have yet to claim responsibility) has fallen on the House of Monkey and our enterprise, Chez Monkay.
I have brushed up against death, as you can see it took the fur off my arm.
But that is nothing compared to our beloved Miss Arlo, who went to hers straight on and is no longer with us. Obit to follow, stay tuned.
Thank you for your patience while i was unable to get to the blog.
Reporting Live,
i am Monkey Hussein Monkay