The Coolest Clock Ever

Tell me you don’t want this clock and i will bite you!
i mean, ON SALE NOW!
The coolest clock ever from Chez Monkay’s resident human, Delhi Fine. Available right here in Asheville! Just go to Treez Inx off Hendersonville Road, the actual address is 3 Miller Ave, you can buy one there and look at some other fine items from our art farm,
or if you don’t feel like getting up off your ass, you can shop online at etsy.com/shop/chezmonkay

Working with Mac

Mac and I are learning to work together as a team on the farm.

Introducing the new operating system, the MacOSterrier

Introducing the new operating system, the MacOSterrier
Mac has been introduced on this blog before, but not in his new official capacity. So once again, this is Mac, the new head of business operations at Chez Monkay.
In his own barks,
“Greetings humans and felines,
I am Mac, head of operations at the farm, i am a terrier, hear me growl!
I hereby pledge my loyalty to Chez Monkay and will do all in my power to make this enterprise succeed.
i will waggy my tail oh so cutey for our benefactors.
i will ruthlessly take down all foes.
and in light of recent events, i assure you that i am full alert for any activity of the Terrorist Librarians, and vow to avenge their recent attacks on our farm!”

He’s a loose cannon, i know. Nonetheless, please join me in my reluctant welcome to our most recent member at Chez Monkay@

Big Deal Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS THAT IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO APPEASE ANY DEMANDS, DIRECT OR IMPLICIT, MADE BY THE TERRORIST LIBRARIANS

I am pleased to announce that our farm’s store, Chez Monkay, will be adding another product to our line of art. We have recently added a book division, and are currently reviewing manuscripts.

I am sure that you share our excitement in this.

Summer was exhausting, i had to take a nap for a few months, please excuse my absence from this blog. The death of our beloved Miss Arlo LittleCheese weighed heavier than could have been anticipated. ...And the still mysterious mention of Terrorist Librarians right be for it all hit the fan.  We will arise and get to the bottom of this, give me a minute more... Thank you for your patience and understanding.